Cat Physics

iphone users, go download cat physics, an iphone game that's free! I find it more fun than most games around... and there's a good puzzle factor. Only problem is that its only 50 levels.

So here's something I found about Cat Physics.
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Those of us in association with cats know that cats are excellent demonstration sof physics, although some laws of cats physics apply ONLY to cats.

Law of Cat Inertia
A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force – such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse.

Law of Cat Motion
A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change direction.

Law of Cat Magnetism
All dark clothing attracts cat hair in direct proportion to the darkness of the fabric and lightness of the cat.

Law of Cat Thermodynamics
Heat flows from a warmer to a cooler body, except in the case of a cat, in which case all heat flows to the cat.

Law of Cat Stretching
A cat will stretch to a distance proportional to the length of the nap just taken.

Law of Cat Sleeping
All cats must sleep with people whenever possible, in a position as uncomfortable for the people involved, and as comfortable as possible for the cat.

Law of Cat Elongation
A cat can make her body long enough to reach just about any counter top that has anything remotely interesting on it.

Law of Cat Obstruction
A cat must lay on the floor in such a position to obstruct the maximum amount of human foot traffic.

Law of Cat Acceleration
A cat will accelerate at a constant rate, until he gets good and ready to stop.

Law of Dinner Table Attendance
Cats must attend all meals when anything good is served.

Law of Rug Configuration
No rug may remain in its naturally flat state for very long.

Law of Obedience Resistance
A cat’s resistance varies in proportion to a human’s desire for her to do something.

First Law of Energy Conservation
Cats know that energy can neither be created nor destroyed and will, therefore, use as little energy as possible.

Second Law of Energy Conservation
Cats also know that energy can only be stored by a lot of napping.

Law of Refrigerator Observation
If a cat watches a refrigerator long enough, someone will come along and take out something good to eat.

Law of Electric Blanket Attraction
Turn on an electric blanket and a cat will jump into bed at the speed of light.

Law of Random Comfort Seeking
A cat will always seek, and usually take over, the most comfortable spot in any given room.

Law of Bag/Box Occupancy
All bags and boxes in a given room must contain a cat within the earliest possible nanosecond.

Law of Cat Embarrassment
A cat’s irritation rises in direct proportion to her embarrassment times the amount of human laughter.

Law of Milk Consumption
A cat will drink his weight in milk, squared, just to show you he can.

Law of Furniture Replacement
A cat’s desire to scratch furniture is directly proportional to the cost of the furniture.

Law of Cat Landing
A cat will always land in the softest place possible; often the mid- section of an unsuspecting, reclining human.

Law of Fluid Displacement
A cat immersed in milk will displace her own volume, minus the amount of milk consumed.

Law of Cat Disinterest
A cat’s interest level will vary in inverse proportion to the amount of effort a human expends in trying to interest him.

Law of Pill Rejection
Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape velocity.

Law of Cat Composition
A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn’t Matter

Stolen From http://bogieblog.typepad.com who stole it from
http://mostlycajun.com/wordpress/

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It's been such a long time

Think I should be going
And time doesn't wait for me, it keeps on rollin....


Boston - Long Time/Foreplay



So it's been years since I last blogged proper, really. But in the interest of maintaining my sanity, reflective ability, and just to keep a log of the person I am today, I've decided to carry on like a wayward son till I lay my weary head to rest.


I don't even really know what to talk about or how to blog anymore. Blogging seems like such an ancient art. I mean, today web-art falls mainly in 2 categories: Short statuses/tweets, or youtube videos like Peter Chao. Where does blogging stand in the scheme of things? Nobody has the time or the patience to wade through long ramblings of a weak mind trying to solve an endless puzzle. I shall however attempt to rediscover the lost art of blogging. At least what passes for blogging on this webpage, at the very least.


No pictures needed here anymore because Facebook has all of them. I was considering tracking my life blogging through the "notes" function on Facebook instead of coming back to this old site, but then I am after all, a sentimental fool. Perhaps I'll add one or two just to make the post appear less verbose =D



So... If you should somehow be on this page, whether you know me or not, this is how I used to look.

And below is a picture of how I look now.




Haha ok rather that's how I'm going to look, more or less, come end october. HUSKAR ftw! That also pretty much explains why I have a mohawk in the first place.


On a more serious note, I think I really am in the midst of fighting a crisis... the famous new quarter life crisis. It almost feels like I'm living in limbo. Things don't seem real but they feel real. Or was it the other way around? Well either way time seems to have slowed down... I can almost savour every moment as it passes... Especially when music and company coincide. However, it all rushes by. It's like being in a dream in a dream looking back at reality and seeing how slowly time moves... When in fact it passes so fast it's like a lifetime in limbo passing in a few hours of sleep. Yeah, Inception was a good movie.


Granted, I've got a good life. That I cannot deny. But the biggest enemy of a great life is a good life, and that's what makes me dissatisfied. When you have a good life you lose the drive and motivation to get a great life.

Last night we had a conversation at Arab about motivating forces... Fear and Self Actualisation... And I realised my brain hasn't been used for way too long. Hence, I'm blogging again... to be able to find the words I want to use when I want to use them, to analyse and dissect arguments, or perhaps present them in different light. Be twisty.

Okay this has been long enough I think since I started writing this about half an hour ago I think. Woohoo blogging during work time =D Cheers folks, lets see how long I can keep this up =D