A Childhood Memory

Triggered by eNiL:

first the worst
second the best
third the hairy princess

4th the golden eagle
5th the blue beagle
6th the nut
7th the butt
8th the fart
9th the ass
10th the fart gas

11th the hooligan
12th the machine gun
13th the cannon
14th mrs buchanan
15th the king
16th the ring
17th jack-ching-ba-da-bing

18th the owl
19th the bowel
20th the backside towel
21st the moron
22nd is zordon
23rd the hummingbird
24th the nerd

And to think i said it all in one breath.

Well the story behind this is that it kinda just triggered sometime back when i was in ACS Barker Pri. Can't remember why, but it just came about. Could have been Marc Chang that first said first the worst second the best 3rd the Hairy Princess. And it resulted in class jams, when ppl wouldn't want to go in first or third. Then i also heard 4th the Golden Eagle and 5th the Blue Beagle. So if there's a 4th and 5th, might as well name it all the way down the class register... Since there were 24 kids in my class, there had to be 24 titles... and the rest is history. Kudos to Josh i think, for contributing, and Edwin too. (I think).

And unless you're a computer geek who only speaks computing language, Zero the Hero does not apply.